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by: Michael Steffes

Thank the lord we don't have to play the Vikings. They hurt our star quarterback once, and that was before they got Jared Allen. According to Mike Florio at PFT, the Purple People eaters have acquired Jared Allen for their first and both third round picks they owned.

As a party gift, they handed Allen a deal bigger than Dwight Freeny's. He will get 30,ooo,o69. Yes folks, his number is 69 and he tries to use it in everything he does, including slogans for his business. Classic!

Anyway, unless Tavaris Jackson starts channeling Randall Cunningham or something, I will reserve judgment on their overall chances in the NFC. However, it will now be a long shot for the Hawks to have the #1 defense. END