Mock Draft of the Day -- Steve S.

by: Chris Sullivan

Well guys, this gave me a good laugh--a comment of the day / mock draft of the day courtesy of Steve S.:

1. Detroit: Jesus Christ, QB, Southeast Nazarene State - The NFL's unluckiest franchise will roll the dice with this quarterback who can reportedly create touchdowns from loaves and fishes.

2. Kansas City: Tony Gonzalez, TE, California - Not much has gone right for the Chiefs in recent years, so they'll try to recapture some past draft glory.

3. St. Louis: Mike Sando, Reporter, ESPN - Sando has done everything in his power to find positive things to say about this franchise, and the Rams will repay him in kind.

4. New England (from Seattle in exchange for Rodney Harrison): Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech.

5. Cincinnati: Richard Riddick, OT, Furya State - Trying to keep the oft injured Carson Palmer healthy will be the Bengals' top priority.

6. Oakland: Vince Lombardi, Head Coach, Mount Olivet Cemetary - Al Davis is getting desperate.

7. San Francisco: Hannah Montana, QB (no college) - Hey, it worked once before.

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