Tough Choices Today

by: Michael Steffes

ESPN or NFLN?

How is a man to decided?

ESPN is trotting out their army of hundreds covering the draft. I do love Kiper's hair, it keeps going, even on day two. It is kinda inspirational.

NFLN has Marshall Faulk, Deon Sanders, Chucky, Mooch, and Mayock. If I were Mayock, I think I would shoot myself.

The real question is where is Adam Schefter. I hear he is holding out in anticipation of changing sides!

Ahhhhhh, screw it! Two tvs! That way i can watch both feeds simultaneously go to commercial as the Seahawks go on the clock in day two! END