"The Team That Wins the Game, Usually Has More Points"

by: Chris Sullivan

John Madden has decided that after 30 years of broadcasting, he will retire from the booth. That means we'll be hearing fewer obvious, but charming, statements like the one above and may have to deal with Emmitt Smith as our main "Wait, what did he just say?" commentator. Madden still holds the record for the best win percentage in NFL coaching history (75%). Say what you will about Madden, he is a legend of broadcasting and his fluttering jowels will be missed. ~END~