Bucs Bring Back Jerramy

by: Michael Steffes

Oh Boy! Nothing like a good Jerramy Stevens sighting to end the work week. The Tampa Bay Bucs have dropped a quarterback, Bruce Gradkowski, which is a miracle in itself, so that they could re-sign Jerramy Stevens.

Not only did Stevens never live up to the hype his first round selection would warrant, but he was a horrible citizen, tormenting innocent victims and neighbors alike. When his contract was up, and the Hawks showed no interest, he celebrated by drinking lots of margaritas, scoring some dope, and driving through Scottsdale. Hope you enjoy the second season as much as the first Tampa. Has he moved there yet? END