That Crazy Kerney

by: Michael Steffes

Want more information on Patrick Kerney than you ever needed? Gregg Bell of the AP obliges with this story about Kerney's bizarre regiment of technology based performance enhancers.

Good thing for the Seahawks, hypobaric chambers, silver lined electric sheets, and stimulating adreanal glands don't warrant suspension. However, according to Kerney, they have saved his career. I say, what ever works big guy, just go out and get us another year of double digit sacks. ~END~