Lynch expected to plead guilty

by: Mike Parker

Our favorite Assclown recipient, Marshawn Lynch, is reportedly expected to issue a guilty plea in court next week from the hit-and-run incident involving his SUV that took place earlier this month.

It's still unclear as to what Lynch is actually being charged with, but he's being formally charged here at Seahawk Addicts with first-degree Assclownery. This is of course punishable by endless amounts of public lambasting and ridicule on this blog.

It'll be interesting to see how the league handles this, and it'll also be rather hilarious to see Buffalo feverishly throw some low-grade backup RB into the Seahawks' meat grinder of a defense. Ever seen "The Mangler?" I think it'll end up being a lot like that if Lynch ends up suspended for Week 1. KERNEY SMASH!!! --END--